Sweet introductions: 1 hr (500), 1.5 hr (600)
German / n. / ˈʃtɛrn.ʃtʊn.də / shtern-shtun-duh. Lit. star hour; a great or significant moment; a dramatically condensed event of great import and brief duration that occur rarely in life.
Draw me closer: 2 hr (800), 3 hr (1200)
Thai / n. / sæ.nʊk / sah-nook. To have a good time; to have fun, not in a frivolous way, but rather in a way imbued with satisfaction, pleasure, and value.
Coup de cœur
Melt into my depths: 4-5 hr (1500)
French / n. / ku də ˈ kœʁ / coo de coo-er. Lit. a bolt of the heart; a crush, infatuation; to fall in love or fall for something; to make a deep connection.
Save room for dessert: 3.5 hr dinner date out (1300), or my place (1400)
Spanish / n. / so.breˈme.sa / soh-brreh-may-sah. Lit. over/on/above table; sitting around the table after eating; when the food has finished but the conversation is still flowing.
Seize the day: 6-8 hour (2100)
Japanese / n. / dæt.suːzəʊ.kuː / dat-soo-zoh-koo. Lit. shedding or removing (datsu) worldliness or mundanity (zoku); unworldliness; freedom from habit, escape from the routine and conventional.
Breakfast in bed: 10-14 hr overnight (2800), 24 hr (3600), Weekend (5500)
Requires 7 hours of rest for me to be at my best for you.
Submit to the Goddess: pre-scene consultation (200), Minimum 90 minute booking.
German / n. / voːl.veː / vool-vey. Lit. well-pain; pain that is pleasurable.
I indulge a range of fetishes and fantasies, including: CBT, degradation, orgasm denial/chastity, light-moderate impact play and restraints, consensual non-consent, sissification, age play, omorashi, medical play, feeding, and a variety of role play/power exchange fantasies. I am not qualified to indulge in asphyxiation, electrical play, enemas, blood/scat/vomit play, lactation fetishes, fetishes involving firearms or knives, shibari, or rigging.
Ayubowan (ආයුබ ෝවන්)
Sinhalese / int. / aɪ.bəʊ.wæn / iy-boe-an. Lit. ‘long life’; salutation, wishing someone health, happiness and longevity; used as a greeting or parting.
I offer a variety of wellness-enhancing services including full-body massage, muscle rolling, dry brushing, electrostimulation. I also offer trauma-informed dates and surrogacy services for admirers whose medical condition/impairment affects their experience of intimacy. Please describe your goals and any hardware that may be involved (if applicable, such as prosthetics or mobility aids) when filling out my booking form. My services are not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, therapy, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified healing professional with questions you may have regarding a medical condition.
Fly me to you, or let’s share a private escape.
German / n. / ˈfiɜːn.veː / fiern-vay. Lit. far/distant (Fern) pain/woe (Weh); the ‘call of faraway places’; homesickness for the unknown.
Minimum 3 hour booking. All travel costs and 30% deposit are required to confirm our date. Inquire for extended engagement rates and curated travel packages.
Make yourself at home
Greek / n. / ɸɪlˈɔːx.sen.ía / fill-oh-kh-sen-ia. Love of strangers, guests; a hospitable act of welcome.
Consider my bijou, centrally located incall as your private retreat. I look forward to hosting you.
Where shall we rendezvous?
Spanish / n. / kɛˈɹɛnsɪə / keh-ren-sia. A place where one feels secure, from which one draws strength.
Outcall to hotel—+200. Available exclusively to out-of-town suitors traveling to St. Louis, or dates in Jefferson City. Supplementary screening, including your flight and hotel itinerary, is required.
Outcall to private residence—Available exclusively to suitors whose impairments physically preclude access to my incall. Supplementary screening may be required.
Outcall to Jefferson City—I can travel to the capitol with at least 36 hours advance notice. 3 hour minimum booking required, +200 outcall/travel consideration.
Your private play party
Dutch / n. / bɔːrəl / bohr-uhl. Party, revelry; reception, meeting; get-together.
I have the most divinely gorgeous, attentive, and sensual friends (some are goddess-level kinksters to boot!). Let us curate an unforgettable night. Please take care of our respective rates, and let’s party!
Reignite a familiar flame
Old English / pron. / ʌnz / unz. A grammatical term expressing first person plural, but which only applies to two people, and only to people who have an intense connection.
Couples (and better)—Add 100/hour per additional playmate. Each admirer must complete the screening process independently. Supplementary screening may be required.
Dates extending beyond 3 hours should include social time beyond intimate quarters.
For the aesthete
Sanskrit / n. / ruh-suh. Lit. ‘juice’ or ‘essence,’ the emotional theme of an artwork, and/or the feeling evoked in the audience that cannot be described.
I make a spellbinding +1 to live music or comedy, the symphony, art/dance lessons, art gallery, museum, or theater.
For the young at heart
Sardinian / n. / gæt.-joor-gat-soo. Being playfully happy; joyful joking and playfulness.
I’m the perfect playmate for an arcade-bar, carnival, festival, Blues game, or ferris-wheel ride.
For romantic souls
Tagalog / n. / kɪˈliːɡ / kih-leeg. Lit. shaking/trembling; feeling of butterflies arising from interacting with someone one loves or finds attractive; exhilaration/elation.
We can gaze at the stars at an observatory, or get lost in the botanical gardens and local museums.
For the thrill seeker
Russian / n. / a-zarrt. Heat, excitement, ardour, fervour; to do something with gusto; may also be associated with risk-taking.
We’ll find adventure hiking, visiting the shooting range, snowboarding, or off-roading.
For the foodie
Russian / n. / z-stoy-yeh. A feast; a festive meal; sitting at the table, eating, drinking and talking with friends.
Take me to your favorite spot, or I can suggest dining destinations. For a cozy night-in, we can tailor a home-cooked meal to our tastes.